Anna Sophia Berglund had to do battle with the sea to cover up her copious chest puppies at the beach in Malibu. Anna was doing a photo shoot with everyone's favorite boob loving water brand 138 Water in a tiny pink bikini. The top could barely contain her yabbos to begin with. Anna has a truly magnificent pair of ta-tas and they cannot be held back by mere fabric. So, mighty Poseidon sent a wave that ripped her top right off. You then got some very nice sideboob shots as she struggled to put her boobies back in their coral. Unfortunately, the wave was not strong enough to also take off her bottom. Still, you get a nice view of her perky little butt in the bikini bottom. She's got a nice round shapely butt, the kind you just want to gnaw on for a while.
But she handled the whole situation like a true pro and continued the shoot. Some girls would have made a huge deal about it. She's a trooper. A trooper I'd like to bang. Photo Credit: FameFlynet
Oh, maybe Ashley Tisdale isn't visually giving as much as she used to. She got married or engaged or something horribly inconsiderate like that. But she can't hide that compelling worked out petite hot body of hers she's perfect through years of hard work and training and sweat, with the latter mostly contributed by me while leering. Ashley isn't the high ranking girl of my dreams perhaps from her cheerleading TV show days, but she remains one of the sweet female forms that definitely capture our attention when leaving the gym in Spandex and flashing a little of the Tisdale ta's. She could be so much more, but I suppose now she's saving it for another man. The story of my life. I'm still ogling Ashley. I'm not giving up yet. It's supposed to be super warm this weekend, could we maybe break out one of those old miniskirt? It's a suggestion, not an order. Enjoy. Photo Credit: FameFlynet/PacificCoastNews
I've only been ogling Texas hottie V.S. model Britt Maren for a couple years now, but I feel like I've known her body for forever. She has that kind of sextastic body appeal that stirs the primal forces of male and Sapphic leaning female nature. As evidence, not her latest bikini work for Nasty Gal, that company with the silly name that keeps making billions. Oh, how Britt shines and pimps and promotes with those natural born assets of hers. Most certainly if I were Christian Grey I'd take Britt into my dungeon and make her eat a few cheeseburgers while I spanked her with a feather pillow, mostly just for effect. I'd fatten her up a bit before we scheduled any making of the many babies. But Britt in a bikini, that's a lanky long and lean pleasure I could certainly indulge in from the get-go. Meaning now, as in, Britt, check your Twitter DMs, I'm sending you a picture of a single tear drop on a panda's cheek. It's impossible to resist, even though it has no connection to what I'll be asking of you. You are so damn hot. Enjoy. Photo Credit: Nasty Gal
Holly Peers, how I have missed you. I imagine the feeling is mutual. Though that might just be imagining. Most importantly, the peerless puppies of this delightful DD Brit are back and curvy perfect in Zoo magazine, one of the last remaining lads magazines in all of the Empire. Holly was one of the very first busty topless glamour girls we ever fell in lust with. She's simply outrageously hot, which helps, and her melons of pure joy are more than the hair of the dog that bit your bobos, she's downright anatomically inspiring. There's nothing you can't do if you keep your eye on the prize, err, prizes. Personally, I might hit the gym. Mostly watch a little TV and drink one of those energy drinks. It's really more of a club. Holly, check your email, I'm sending selfies of my curls. Enjoy. Photo Credit: Zoo Magazine
Sony's lust for the HD remaster is just unstoppable. These crazy bastards will stop at nothing to bring us ever-so-slightly spanglier versions of games so many of us have already played. They are the remaster masters, the masters of the remaster, and they will have our cashtacular. This sort of thing is just the way with PlayStation exclusives. From the Metal Gear Solid collection to Final Fantasy X, slightly shinier versions are patently the way forward. So step forward Kratos, perhaps your finest hour is on its way back to our consoles. Again. It's God of War III: Remastered. This time, it's being trotted out to celebrate the series' tenth anniversary. Release is set for July, which means there's a heaping helping of trailers and such to check out before it arrives. Starting with this little doozy right here. If you like dramatic close-ups, over-enthusiastic blurbs (TEN LEGENDARY YEARS) and furious bald dudes with frankly kinda shit goatees, you'll be all over this.
Jessie Eisenberg was a somewhat controversial pick to play arch villain Lex Luthor in Batman v Superman. Maybe not as controversial as Zack Snyder's decision to cast Ben Affleck as Batman—okay, definitely not as controversial as that. But there were concerns that Eisenberg's Luthor would be a curly-haired nerd rather than a bald-headed psychopath. Today, however, the folks over at Entertainment Weeklygot their hands on the first official image of Eisenberg as Lex Luthor. And it's very apparent that, if nothing else, he will at least look the part. Because yes, he's totally bald and pretty damn menacing. Here's the whole shot:
Of course, just because Lex Luthor will be bald, that doesn't mean Eisenberg will be channeling Gene Hackman. "He's not any of the Lexes that you've seen, that's for sure," Snyder explains. "Our Lex is disarming and he's not fake. He says what he believes and he says what's on his mind. If you can unravel the string and decipher what he means, it's all there." Unfortunately, you'll have to wait another whole year to unravel Luthor's strings. Batman v Superman hits theaters March 25, 2016.
In the 1980′s, Americans begun a fascination with all things Buddhist. With artists like Richard Gere and the Beastie Boys hanging out with the Dalai Lama every weekend, we here in the U.S. became aware of the wonderful traditions and rich history of Tibetan Buddhism. Hollywood, never one to miss a trend, decided to jump on it by exploring the complexities of Buddhism with the guy from 48 Hours. Eddie Murphy was at the height of his career in 1986 and it looked like he could do no wrong. Then he made The Golden Child, a movie so bad it was like the as if the Chinese Red Army was smashing the monasteries once again. If ever there was a movie that qualified as awesomely horrible it is The Golden Child. Murphy stars as Chandler Jarrell, a social worker that finds missing children. He's put on the case of a Dalai Lama-type little boy that has been kidnapped by Tywin Lannister…er…I mean Sardo Numspa (Charles Dance). It turns out that Numspa, (or brother Numpsy as Murphy calls him), is a demon that can end all goodness in the world if he kills the Golden Child with a magic knife. So, Murphy journeys to Nepal with the hot Nepalese girl who hired him to retrieve the dagger before Numpsy gets his hands on it. With the help of a disgusting monk played by the great Victor Wong, who Murphy calls Monty Hall for some reason, he retrieves the dagger. Then he must race against time to save the hot Nepalese girl, the Golden Child, and kill Numpsy in his badly animated claymation goofy demon form. There is no way you could make this movie today. The flippant way it treats the Buddhist religion and Nepalese culture would simply not fly these days. Still, Murphy's performance is pretty solid. I mean, he basically Axel Foley fighting demons in Nepal, but still, if you find that funny you'll love The Golden Child. Charles Nance is so serious and menacing that the contrast with Murphy's goofiness is a thing of beauty. The script is asinine and the direction is nothing much to look at. But Murphy wears a weird leather hat through most of the movie. So, there's that.
When I was a kid, growing up in the Afro-Caribbean world of Cubans, I was told that certain statues and dolls had spirits in them. This was reenforced in my young mind by the classic film Trilogy of Terror in which an African doll comes to life and chases a woman around with a giant knife. So, it's a bit of a surprise to me the very lucrative trade being done in haunted or possessed dolls. Starting off with the fact that possessed or not, dolls are effing creepy. It's that whole fear of the uncanny thing. It's like they are a simulacrum of humanity but not. But to add to that a story that they are consumed with a malevolent spirit and you have a recipe for disaster. But what's really surprising is how much people are paying for it. Take this possessed doll, which is creepy as crap, that went for $1500 on Ebay. I have some questions. If you are in the market for a haunted doll then you must believe that they are in fact possessed. I mean, you wouldn't pay that much money for a regular doll with a legend attached you don't believe. So, IF you believe that it is true that the doll is haunted, then WHY ON EARTH would you want that in your house? Your perceptions color your reality so if you believe that the doll is possessed, you are going to perceive that some freaky stuff is going on. But on the off chance that it is true, I can't imagine why you would want it in your house. Maybe I'm just a fuddy duddy for not wanting a Satanic doll in my house.
Now, you know, I find all things male visual to be distasteful and deserving of exile to some heinous island prison where they make you kill the rats for your own dinner. But on occasion, we simply can't expunge all dude from all photos that feature some fine female forms in various states of undress that I want to share with you. Sharing is caring. I learned that from Barney before he was led away in cuffs to be questioned in a dark room under a spotlight about unwanted touching. Anja Rubik simply stirs my soul. I don't know why Vogue France felt compelled to put some guy in photos of her in sextastic lingerie, but if I had enough air miles I'd fly over to Paris and punch somebody in their kidneys for almost ruining the delicious living hotness that is Anja Rubik. Maybe just an angry letter. Or I could learn Photoshop better and maybe do some cutting. Hmm. Anja, ditch the third wheel. Let's be together in your lingerie. Enjoy. Photo Credit: Vogue France
Freshly single and ready to mingle Melanie Griffith may not be getting the top flight film bookings any more, not the same that her daughter is now, but she's no slouch when it comes to veteran displays of the funbags, as she was on the set of her TV Movie, The Brainy Bunch. Which sounds like something I probably won't be circling on my calendar, but I will be circling back to my collection of Melanie Griffith hot photos because she's had quite the decades long run of turning boys into men by means of bodily wonderments. Once Melanie completes that laser tattoo removal of her former husband's name, I might even call upon her with flowers and a box of chocolates and a card written in crayon that reads only, 'mommy, I got a boo-boo'. It's a bit out there, but you know right away whether or not the adult nursing relationship is going to begin or if the cops are coming yet again to call you by your first name and tell you to leave the premises. I don't have time for nuance. Just Melanie ta-ta's. Enjoy. Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
What? A big ol' blockbuster game being delayed? Not in our effing lifetimes. Except, of course, this is the way of the gaming world. Grand Theft Auto V is the highest-profile example of late, what with the PC release and heists having been trapped in delay limbo up Satan's asshole since freaking forever. How many different release dates has the PC edition had? Too damn many, that's how many. Our ol' buddy Bruce's latest, Batman: Arkham Knight, is going the same way, slipping another almost-month behind schedule to June 23. Let's just hope Rocksteady are spending the extra weeks wisely, adding shit-tastic George Clooney era nipples to the Batsuit or something. But then this isn't really something to bitch about. Not like it used to be. Lately, several games have emerged as steaming heaps of buggy BS on day one, and it's really not worth it. When developers say they need the extra time to make the game as good as possible, and it'll all pay off (which they always freaking say), we should take them at their word. Wait a little longer and actually have a quality finished product that works, or pick up a broken mess that'd need a patch the size of Albuquerque to be playable come launch day? I think I'll take that first one. Via Kotaku.
Everybody loves the MMA fighting these days. It's cutting across all demos and audience segments, including into the world of high glamour glamorous goody two-melon models like Georgie Darby. I'm not sure if this buxom Brit is actually preparing to fight for real, I don't care. I'm prepared to dream it. Why can't there be a world where ridiculously bodacious young lovelies kick box while topless? In my world I assure you, it already exists. It's been a while since we've seen hide or peep of Georgie Darby, truly one of the exquisite bits of allure England has managed to foster in their lovely honey indoor hot house maintained on the royal gardens. She certainly seems to be in fighting shape, among other activities that stellar body might be optimally designed for. I think I need to do some crunches, or just head straight to the cold showers. Tap out. Georgie, I submit. Now take your prize. Enjoy. Photo Credit: Georgie Darby
Natalie Dormer seems to be on every single television show and in every movie these days. This is a good thing. The hottie with those crazy girlfriend eyes who I first fell for in the Tudors is everywhere these days, even lady's magazines like Self showing off a little cleavage and that alluring semi-psycho look. That's not a criticism. Guys fall for that knowing it's going to end badly. But what can we do? Natalie Dormer is one of those lovely lasses you simply can't forget about when racing through the catalog in your mind of girls that inspire you to greatness, also private time chaffing. I'd sure love to see more of her in lad's magazines baring her stellar body, but she does treat us to much brave exhibition in her screen work. She's a gem. And sort of my hero. I hope she'll eat kippers with me. Enjoy. Photo Credit: Self Magazine
British hotties Lily Allen and Kelly Brook decided to bare their sexy mid-riffs while hanging out in LA. Winter is over and all of the sexy ladies that have been hibernating all winter are starting to show off some skin. Kelly is a little more curvy than Lily but her stomach is still nice and tight. She's got that nice hourglass thing going where she's got nice ta-tas on top and shapely hips on the bottom with a nice cinched waist. Lily is classically more thin and her tummy is nice and taught. I've always had a secret crush on Lily Allen since back in the early 2000s. I was a little disturbed when I found out that her brother Alfie plays Theon Greyjoy in Game of Thrones. Just because I wouldn't normally want to bang anything that came from that dude's family tree, but what are you going to do? Photo Credit: FameFlynet
Anna Sophia Berglund had to do battle with the sea to cover up her copious chest puppies at the beach in Malibu. Anna was doing a photo shoot with everyone's favorite boob loving water brand 138 Water in a tiny pink bikini. The top could barely contain her yabbos to begin with. Anna has a truly magnificent pair of ta-tas and they cannot be held back by mere fabric. So, mighty Poseidon sent a wave that ripped her top right off. You then got some very nice sideboob shots as she struggled to put her boobies back in their coral. Unfortunately, the wave was not strong enough to also take off her bottom. Still, you get a nice view of her perky little butt in the bikini bottom. She's got a nice round shapely butt, the kind you just want to gnaw on for a while. But she handled the whole situation like a true pro and continued the shoot. Some girls would have made a huge deal about it. She's a trooper. A trooper I'd like to bang. Photo Credit: FameFlynet
You may not have heard of model Alice Baton yet, but trust me, you've already dreamed about her in your mind. Probably since age twelve or so. A near six foot tall statuesque fashion model beauty with all the right kinds of alluring preen and curves and poses that make you wish you had the moxie to be a European model photographer, or at least the guy with the spray bottle for the shoots. Featured in Absolutely Pom magazine, which I read religiously while waiting for my jerky to dehydrate (no, that's not a metaphor), the luscious long and lanky model strips out of her barely there lingerie to show exactly how a party turns into an occasion to remember. Sort of like the prom when your date whispers in your ear, 'tonight is the night'. Except when my prom date said that she meant it was the night she told some other dude she had a crush on him. So goes my teenaged years. I wish I could relive them again with some of these Alice Baton photos. Enjoy. Photo Credit: Pierre Dal Corso For Absolutely Pom
Nina Agdal in lingerie? Yes please. Oh to live in a world where that option comes on the menu of the Denny's I frequent when I have a hankering for fine dining. In this case, it's our Danish Delight and discovered princess of hot bodily passion Nina in bra and panties for Leonisa lingerie. Never forget your roots. For Nina, this was just looking like one million and one half kroner in lingerie, exploding onto the world stage by sheer force of the raw sextastic, which many of the organic types prefer to the process sextastic which is available in most stores. Nina Agdal and that tingle inducing pleasure palace she calls her perfect body were probably always destined for greatness. The cream rises to the top, both in the purveyor and the ogler of such fineries. I'm just ever so thankful that it happened so fast and so furious, so that we might visually come along for the ride. Just imagine the thousands of images of Nina we've reveled in these past few years. Like she knows it's your birthday but forgot to send you an iTunes card so you'll have to settle for a picture of her booty in panties. You are more than forgiven. Enjoy. Photo Credit: Leonisa
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